SiCK: The Sequel

So basically, 2 sinus rinses later, a bleeding left ear and a trip to the emergency; I realised how fxckd up we put so much trust in our medicare system that doesn't even work efficiantly. It's hilarious how Doctors' love playing God, yet "don't know exactly what's wrong with you" for simple things such as damn sinus infection Can you believe this bullshit? Well I had no choice but too! Let me start from the beginning of my agonizing journey. Last night after my ibuprofen intoxicated rant, I got my meds the Doc had prescribed to me. Sinus Rinse, Aerius, Nasonex... So tell me how I feel worseer (<< not an actual word) today than I did yesterday?! I woke up this morning with a swollen throat and tongue, and basically afraid to blow my nose because my left eardrum felt like it was being torn out. Anyways, like  a good-will Canadian, I took my ass to the emergency (the benefits of a "structured" health system), wait 5hours (disadvantages of a "structured" health system) before I saw a Doctor. Then when he finally strolls in the room, he has the nerve to look me in my face and tell me "I don't see what the problem is Miss... Just stay on the meds and you should be fine." ?&%#$#$@$$@.  With new technology thses peeople can plant a seed in a woman's womb and have her breed octoplets, but you can't diagnose a simple sinus infection? SMH. Anyways I consulted the one person that knows best; Doctor Mom. For 10$ and some chump change she got me some Advil Cold Sinus, with some Ginger Tea and Honey and so far I've been Tony the Tiger Ggggrrrrreaaatttt! (<< corny, I know =D). Now, I am wide awake because most of my day has been spent drifting in and out of sleep. I'm about to make me some corn flakes, watch the Boondocks new episode, watch American Dad, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show. Maybe dance around a little bit in my basement, then eventually sleepy (around 4:30 am) I'll be off in dream land where Drake and I are happy. This is your Late Night Brainer signing off, until I service you again i'll leave you with some insightful advice: remember having good brainz attrack good men :P

SiCK

I am sick, I am sick, I am frigging sick!!!!!! An you know what else? Do you know what's worse than having an assortment of weird colored mucus leaking from your nose??? Being sick on a beatiful day... SMH. It is 25 oC outside and my ass is stuck inside sipping on some Mr. Noodles soup. I am in my little brothers sweat pants and socks, a t-shirt and a hoodie zipped all the way up to my damn neck. For the average individual my attire would be considered outrageous, but due to my sickness; I am freezing in my house and there's nothing you can do about it. Now you may be wondering what the hell is wrong with me? Is it a cold? The flu? Honestly I would prefer to have gastro at this point because - according to the Doctor- this "seasonal allergy" business I have is KILLING ME. Like hell my nose feels like it is about to freeking fall off with all this damn blowing... Yea the Doc swears I have allergies and apparently anyone could get them at any point in time in their lives. (Reallllyyy?? not only I have to deal with cramps every damn month, now I have to deal with allergies too!!!)WTF.. Anyways, I have never felt so horrible in my life, my antibiotics should be on their way; but this is like a slow death - my mucus is overpowering me and along with  ibuprofen I am drifting in and out of insanity. Insanity, the blanket comforting my reality... And since you are on here reading, that makes you apart of my "reality.." And guess what? You're in for a surprise; interestingly I felt the need to share my differnt levels of sickness and break it down for you in my own little translation...

According to thefreeditionary.com there are about 6 definitions for the word sick.
And it goes a little something like this..

I am SiCK like
1.
a.Suffering from or affected with a physical illness; ailing.
(translation: suffering from this allergy bs)

b. For sick persons: sick wards.
(translation: Joshua was sick so he probably shared his virus with me)
c. Nauseated.
(translation:  stumbling on Mahlia Michelle and Drake pictures together)


2.
a. Mentally ill or disturbed.
(translation: LOL, me on a daily basis)
b. Unwholesome, morbid, or sadistic: a sick joke; a sick crime.
(translation: the Montreal Canadians "NHL team"... lol)


3. Defective; unsound: a sick economy.
(translation: my broke and non-working ass)


4.
a. Deeply distressed; upset: sick with worry.
(translation: what is he doing? ... who is he doing??)
b. Disgusted; revolted.
(translation: I've been playing housewife, I need a J.O.B)
c. Weary; tired: sick of it all.
(translation: sick of being broke and sick)
d. Pining; longing: sick for his native land.
(translation: JAMAICA)
5.
a. In need of repairs: a sick ship.
(translation: ramping shop?! LOL)
b. Constituting an unhealthy environment for those working or residing within: a sick office building.
(translation: my crazy ass house hold)


6. Unable to produce a profitable yield of crops: sick soil.
(translation: I need an income..)

Nonsense huh? Laugh at me, laugh with me.. or even pity me.. Don't matter cause the jokes on you -you read through this :P Time well wasted ...

LOL

anyways, the bat cave is clean and back to my shots of rhum and honey..

Until I service you again, always remember
my brainz are golden.

xOx